OMG! I can’t believe I read this. I mean, I like a bit of romance stories here and there, but this was full blown smut.

Good bit: it made us laugh out loud from the very imaginative descriptions of the female body parts and the male ones.

Bad bit: this was poorly written, full of spelling mistakes and I can’t believe I’m saying this, I knew the character was a Black sexy momma just from the dialogue. And don’t let me get started on the names! Logic! Who the hell names their male eye candy Logic Hart. And if I see another sentence about what a gentleman he is (in the same chapter as he rails her in the back of his limo), I’ll roll my eyes.

And her name is Zatoya. Very unique!

Here’s some dialogue that made me laugh.

• [he had a ]broad sexy smile of perfect teeth and a chiseled, extraordinarily handsome face that pleaded for me to talk to him.
  “Damn, this man is so fuckin fine!” I thought as I did a quick head to toe scan of the delicious specimen of manhood that stood before me.
• “Damn! This guy is making my body sing and my koochie clap with the mere sound of his voice! Imagine what he could do with that perfect mouth.
• The brutha definitely appeared to be doing well for himself
• None the less he was a stranger and I was obviously in danger of dropping my thong at his feet
• I couldn’t help but over hear your conversation
• He grinned as he soaked in my sensuality like a dry sea sponge.
• I took a good old fashioned Hoe bath. You know, when you wash up in the sink at a public facility. I had no other choice. I was determined to let Santa sample my cookies and I didn’t want them to leave a stale taste in his mouth.
• I moaned as his sensual touch made its way beneath my skirt and lingered between my thighs before ever so delicately stroking the lips of my purring kitty kat.
• Logic had latched on to my clit and turned that little nugget into a complete happy meal.
• So for that insane amount of fame and money, I’ll be the rebound chick, the rebound stick and the rebound trick for as long as he wants me. Now I ain’t saying that I’m a Gold Digger, but I’m sick of rolling with broke niggas.
• Reaching for the condom I continued to pleasure him with my hand as I expertly placed the condom on his engorged, hard, nature.
• Strung out and addicted to the incredible way we made each other feel we bumped and grind uglys until we exploded all over each other like a Chinese New Year fireworks extravaganza. Semi satisfied, but shamelessly hungry we decided to get in one more round of hide the Kielbasa…