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I ran across this book while browsing Forbes (https://www.forbes.com/sites/rogerdooley/2013/10/21/qr-codes-kittens-stratten/). Full title is QR Codes Kill Kittens: How to Alienate Customers, Dishearten Employees, and Drive Your Business into the Ground. Every time you use a QR code for your business because you can, and not because you should, whether your market wants them or not, a…

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QR Codes Kill Kittens by Scott Stratten

Rating: 1.5 out of 5.

I ran across this book while browsing Forbes (https://www.forbes.com/sites/rogerdooley/2013/10/21/qr-codes-kittens-stratten/). Full title is QR Codes Kill Kittens: How to Alienate Customers, Dishearten Employees, and Drive Your Business into the Ground.

Every time you use a QR code for your business because you can, and not because you should, whether your market wants them or not, a kitten dies—a sweet, innocent kitten.

The author takes it onto himself to prove that QR codes represent what’s wrong with business today, for four different reasons:

  • They don’t work.
  • Nobody likes them.
  • They are selfish.
  • They take up valuable time better spent elsewhere.
A Kitten Dies . . .
. . . every time someone tweets advice about how to build a massive following—and only has 23 followers.

The book had loads of images of cats (yay!), crappy design snapshots (meh) and dumb photos with dumb captions. And a lot of white pages in between. I think 160 pages is a lot to be able to say a few sentences that nobody really bothers to read.

Captioned Anybody Got a Pen, this takes over 2 pages in the book.

Besides the meme material content, the book is basically a “fails” compilation when it comes to advertising. I’m so happy I found this book in the charity bin and not actually paid for it.

Volume discount. You’re doing it wrong.

A Kitten Dies . . .for every dormant social media account. It’s better not to have an account at all than to have a dormant one. It’s like having a storefront that’s always locked and a phone that’s never answered. It simply doesn’t work.

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