• Why did the ghost have to leave the Halloween party early?
  He couldn’t handle his boo’s!

In a particular clinic, there were two Dr. Smiths. A man walks in and tells
the secretary that he’d like to see Dr. Smith.
“Which doctor?” asks the secretary.
“Gosh, I hope not.”

• Why did the witch accidentally turn someone into a road?
  She forgot to use spell check!

• Cemeteries are always popular on Halloween. You might say people are dying to get in!

• Why are vampires so easy to trick on Halloween?
  They’re all suckers!