I decided to come out and post some pictures with my gay landlord – yes, the one I’m still in love with after he told me there will never ever be anything between the two of us. But he is so cute. And I see him daily. And I can’t even look at another guy without trying to compare them. He’s just my type. Tall, lean, mean, bright, with beautiful eyes and a hot hot hot ass!
It did not help that he was very good at giving hugs, gave me a shoulder to cry on when my cat died, listened about my day at work without complaining about its boring nature and even gave me dress-up advice that wasn’t crap.

 
Anyone out there that can replace him?