In an Emergency
| Help! | Help! | Elp! |
| Call a Doctor | Leave it out, I don’t need no bleeding quack | Leeeeve it aht, I don’t need no bleedin’ quack |
| Call an Ambulance | I aint going to no hospital neither | I ain’t going to no ‘ospital neeever. |
Communication Essentials
| Hello | Alright my old china? | OrWhite me old china? |
| Yes | Yes | Yeah |
| No | No | Nah |
| Maybe | Perhaps | Praps |
| Thank You | Ta | Ta |
| Excuse me | Oi! / Get out of it! | Oi! / Gerroudofit! |
| I beg your pardon | You what? | You what? |
| No thanks | Shut it you tart. | Shat it yoo tart. |
| Do you speak English? | Do you speak English? | DOO YOOO SPEAK THE QUEEN’S ENGLISH? |
| I don’t understand. | I don’t get you. | I don’t getcha. |
| Could you repeat that please? | Come again sweetheart? | Come again sweetart? |
| I understand | Clear as crystal darling / I get you | CleAH as crystal DAHlin’ / I getcha |
Generrall Phrrases
| I don’t speak cockney | It’s all Greek to me sweetheart | S’all Greek to me sweetart. |
| Don’t you agree? | Isn’t it? | Innit |
| It is not | Ain’t | Ain’t |
| Oh my! | Blimey! | Blimey! |
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