Finding pleasure in Horror & Fantasy
Day 07 — I went to see a psychic, and was given the opportunity to ask three questions – I would ask… 1. What is my sexual orientation? (I’ll be winking at her if she’s a woman or sit dead serious if he’s a man) 2. Are zebras white with black stripes or black with…
1. What is my sexual orientation? (I’ll be winking at her if she’s a woman or sit dead serious if he’s a man)
2. Are zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes?
3. Did I wash my hands after coming out of the toilet or not? (I’ll be asking this while caressing with my fingers his/her most expensive looking piece of furniture)
LOL WINNER
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Nyahahaha!!! Cool Qs indeed !!!
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Hahaha good set of questions!
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very funny 🙂 and interesting questions also
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LMFAO this is probably horrible, but so funny!
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Haha,right! ‘Honesty’ that’s what it all matters. 🙂
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Nope, life’s too short to be taken too seriously! Plus – I replied with complete honesty and I think this is what matters 🙂
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I know a joke about this one! Apparently a zebra was asking himself day in and day out whether God made zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes. One morning he wakes up and is walking around really happilly saying that he is white with black stripes. All the other zebras ask him how he came to this and he says:
– “God came to me last night in my dream and I asked him my question. He said “You are what you are.” This is how I know I’m white with black stripes.
The other zebras were still looking puzzled so the zebra replied:
– “I would have thought I was black with white stripes if he would have said: You is what you is, man!”
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Lol! I’ll dig them out in the nearby toilets and ask them there!
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Please do! I would be really mean, I would ask them :
– am I wearing any underwear and if so, what colour is it?
– what did I cook last night? (trick question as I don’t cook)
– who was my favourite band when growing up
– whether they like Justin Bieber. (if yes, find out their email address and subscribe them to spammy websites like florists)
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dumbstruck! I do believe all of them are phonies who feed on common body language 🙂
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Haha, Lol. Nice set of questions! Though, I think you didn’t take it seriously! Haha
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*big laughs*
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Ohman…that’s pretty brilliant!
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AHAHAAA dying of laughter right now. The zebra question is MOST intriguing!
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Hah! I’m gonna be hoping that psychic’s the real deal!
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hahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahha!!!!!!! you’re too funny! ;-p
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If the pyschic was any good they’d definitely stick up a “Back in 5 minutes” sign and disappear before you got there!
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Zebras are black with white stripes…. Oh wow I learned something in my biology class, who would’ve thought
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Bahaha that’s awesome! The next time the psychic comes to my school I may have to steal one of these questions!
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Oh no, the poor I can just imagine the look on the psychic’s face after hearing your questions lol
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