Day 05 — This is embarrassing but on average I cause the toilet to overflow about this many times a year because of deposits I made… 3 times. Now you know it. Once I had to break it down with a toothbrush because the “thing” was staring back at me and it would not flush…

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Carra Lucia

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5th Apr 2012

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30 days of blogging, joke, Toilet

30 Days of Blogging Honesty – Day 5

Day 05 — This is embarrassing but on average I cause the toilet to overflow about this many times a year because of deposits I made…

3 times. Now you know it. Once I had to break it down with a toothbrush because the “thing” was staring back at me and it would not flush for the life of it. One other time, the water kept on climbing and it reached the rim of the toilet bowl and then when I was about to go and get a mop, with a “whoop” it got sucked in and all the water went down until there was nothing to be seen.

I call those the “brick in the bowl”. It stinks terribly and as my boyfriend says – you just want to disassociate yourself from it. “This was not mine. It bears no resemblence to me. I was not capable of producing such a thing. I promise, ’twas not mine.”

11 responses to “30 Days of Blogging Honesty – Day 5”

koisevilla

Apr 15

LOL

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bluefiadiarries

Apr 11

hahaha.. It’s funny!

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terriblethinker

Apr 8

🙂

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TemptingSweets99

Apr 7

LOL!

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theferkel

Apr 6

A woman in Pennsylvania was cited for disorderly conduct in 2008 for swearing at an overflowing toilet. The off-duty police officer who lived next door took offense
at the language.

If he thought the language was offensive, he should’ve seen what was clogging the toilet.

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theferkel

Apr 6

Hell, I threw out everything in that bathroom. The subsequent flushes sprayed all sorts of crap in the air!

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Mariana

Apr 6

I’m hoping you threw out that toothbrush.

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Sylvia

Apr 6

OMG — I was thinking of the scene in “Dumb and Dumber” when I was writing my post. LOL

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Sleep and Salami

Apr 5

Considering the number of denials I was seeing with today’s question I’m so relieved I’m not the only one with this experience! Whew!

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theferkel

Apr 5

Nah, just laughing 🙂

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veehcirra

Apr 5

Your interpretation is hilarious am guessing Jim Carrey was scared when he saw it 😉

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